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holden michael bigcok
- 101. I love peeing in public pools and keeping it to myself.
- born august 26, 1990 in new york city, to a prominent political family. everything since birth has been about competition and getting the best. the best diapers, the best nannies, the best schools, the best friends, the best parties, the best of everything. holden bigcok is spoiled and he likes to show it.
- when bigcok was almost a year hold his father brought home another baby boy, holden's "twin". the circumstances surrounding the new baby's arrival have been a mystery to both bigcok and cole. bigcok calls cole a brother but grew up treating him like a toy. his personal, reallife toy.
- moved to seattle, wa, when he was 8.
- bigcok likes his alcohol. "more, more, more," he always says and they always give it to him. the consequences have been severe, with him leaving his marks in his friend's cars and on their couches. there are times when he doesn't make it in the house but his pants wind up at his ankles. he only knows the stories he's told and what he wakes up to. what happened in between is always a blur.
- when bigcok was 12 he noticed a single hair on his chest. after 2 months of standing in front of the mirror, flexing his guns, he began to chase the 16 year old babysitter. dropping the towel never got a positive response from her but when she began having trouble with her boy friend he was the shoulder to cry on. this opened the door for him to put his hand on her thigh, caress, and the rest his history. his first time was 2 enjoyable seconds long but the babysitter never returned, her guilt got the best of her.
- the loss of bigcok's virginity stemmed a deep desire to peck anything he could. to date he has had 60 sexual partners but he'll tell you 5 to sound sensitive. not one of them has been a girl friend. girl friends are a pain in his ass and he wants nothing to do with them.
- thinks his neighbor MIRIANNE is the hottest broad on the planet and will do anything to get into her pants. she says she's a lesbian and he says she hasn't played with a bigcok.
- bigcok's mother is separated from her husband and has since moved to another state. bigcok's father has moved on to younger, more petite women with the bleach blond beach bunny look. cole and bigcok are often in competition to see who can peck their father's newest flame first. it is an obsession.
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